Monday, 15 July 2013

Oh it's national news!!

But us Americans call it "summer."  Repeat after me, "summer" which is one of the four seasons believe it or not. 

I LOVE summer and am so happy it's warm except for sleeping. 

It's amazing that 70 something feels super super hot! I am talking bikini, shorts, tanks and flip flops daily! 

I am loving it and hope it stays for a few months as it will help with the shitty winter. 

Either way the summer now makes national news because its "red hot" lol I love it!

snow wife

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

What's in a year...

There has been so much happening in one year it's crazy!
Moved into a new house
Flown to the states twice
Gained a dwarf 

The thing I notice the most? Is a wedding wedding from a year ago and how fat I was! Good god why did I ever let it slip that much?  I know it doesn't matter in the long term but that picture will forever be there haha

I wonder of we can get a reshoot just so I can feel better? Lol I know I kid, I kid!

Amazing what 30 lbs off can make you feel like yourself again. The way you were and should be :-)

Snow wife

Monday, 24 June 2013

Lazy people

Ok people I know you have smart phones or at least the Internet. Why do I know you do? Because you put stupid ass statuses up like, "what time does the gym close?"  Friggin google it ya lazy shit. 

These are my fav statuses I almost want to comment with some bullshit answer but people are so dumb they might believe it. 

So in the interest of all other people out there use the Internet for more then Facebook. Dumb asses. 

snow wife

Monday, 17 June 2013

Ideal what?

Sometimes PC can make me smile and say damn I love that man and of course there are others when I want to drop kick him...
This is the smile moment.

I was on the wii to get weighed and it was in the yellow which is ideal. It was the top and I want more towards the middle. So PC says,"see your ideal and no need to lose anymore." Awwww thanks babe but I want a bit more b

He doesn't get it and insists I don't need more. I don't NEED it but I WANT it :-)

Thank you for loving me for me.

snow wife

Friday, 7 June 2013

One of *those* moms/mam/mum's ect...

I am an ex-smoker as I don't smoke 20 a day anymore because it stinks and the cost is insane oh and I should say its bad for your health too!  I occasionally partake in a smoke or two when drinking or when I feel like it because I am an adult *stomping foot on the ground* and I will do what I want!

Sorry I got carried away there... back to my point, yes I did have one.

So I no longer smoke and I am thankful for that because I see SO many smokers who light up right outside the grocery store or while pushing their strollers/buggy's/prams down the street and it is hanging out of their mouth - YUCK.

I saw today a mom/mum/mam in a ONSIE with a smoke hanging out of her mouth while/whilst pushing a baby in a stroller/buggy/pram and walking her toddler to school.  I thought, "good god if you could see what trash you look like right now."

I am not saying this is a British thing but the British do walk around more then the Americans because here you walk your kid to school because it is close enough.

Its still gross as people don't realise/realize how nasty this looks and stinks.  Gosh I used to smell like that ALL the time *sigh*  glad I don't anymore.

snow wife

Keep it real folks!

Friday, 10 May 2013

Ok ok chill

Obviously renovation work is a bitch but we are doing it. We figured out why I want to cut his tongue out and shove it down his throat...communication lol duh
See for approx 30 years of my life things have been a certain way but England is obviously different.
Example time:
Door knobs here in the house ONLY turn left which I thought the knob was broke. It's not, it's normal - here.
So I of course brought this up saying they were weird and I got a lecture on how it's right and then a lecture on why its right. Well I never said it was wrong, just weird. Still why does it have to be weird? Well again 30 something years my knobs always go both ways so its weird to me.
Allow things to still be weird for me. So now he does. I am not looking for Why or Reasons. I am just stating its weird for me. Thankyouverymuch

So now we have that settled and discussions happen on the next plan because we both aren't mind readers, things are moving along just fine.

PS I still need a real JOB with real cash money - anyone ?

Snow wife

Saturday, 4 May 2013

Renovations.

I am not sure how a married couple makes it thru a renovation. I am ready to stay how it is just so there are no more bullshit statements. Amazing how insensitive a man can be. I bust my ass painting and he comments how it isn't done... Goes on to tell the dwarfs that it looked before I painted. Well guess what buddy boy you just won the deal of painting.
So learn to be positive or negative things will happen. Just like now because I am not an employee...
Yes this is a bitch blog but also a reality check because if you want to live here with us then the negativity must end. Hire someone to do it just to keep is sane.
This is my opinion, take it or leave it.

Karma is a bitch

Snow wife