Ok I will wait while you get off the floor laughing.
You mean to tell me there isn't a perfect parent out there? No way! I have seen so many who know it all, so that can't be true.
I know mom is obviously always right and knows best right? Well hon sometimes dad is right too, just because they are a man they can still be right.
So please if you have the perfect parent handbook I would love to read it, hell might get it published and I will share the profits with ya ;-)