Showing posts with label adult things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adult things. Show all posts

Saturday, 13 October 2012

Classed as a "grown up"

*stomping foot* I don't want to be!  This means I have responsibilities and shit that I didn't ask for....blah

It also means I bought a full blown dress slip today and man that is grown up. Thank you Spanx - you are my friend and then again at 18 I wouldn't have ever spent the money on that or even wore one.
This doesn't mean I want to be a grown up.  I feel like I am paying dress up because I am so not a girly girl so yes I am playing dress up.  I have have a pair of heels - hell it would be better if I bored them from my mom but sadly no I bought them.  I think I will wear them more then once *fingers crossed*

So 3 cheers to a bottle of red wine and a dress with heels and let's pretend we are grown ups tonight!

snow wife

Saturday, 23 June 2012

I think my husband needs a Grey tie

Do you know what I am referring too? If you are a woman then you should, Fifty shades of Grey.  Good god it is amazing!  There are 3 books and they can be quite intense but I still think I need to get my Prince Charming a grey silk tie (go read the book).

I have been told the next books to read are Anne Rice, The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy which since I have a Prince Charming may be good fun.  I was also told to read Exit to Eden, yes they made a comedy about that book with Rosie O'Donnel but the book I guess is quite erotic.

Who would have thought boring old me would be reading and loving these books? EL James did.
All the women of the world I believe will own and read these books.  Mine will never be lent to anyone as I am planning on rereading them.

What do you think?

laters baby
snow wife

Monday, 27 February 2012

Hotel Check out 11am

Depending on your age you either go
1. Damn that's early!
or
2. Wow we get to sleep in!

Back in the day I would cringe at the mer thought of being up and out of bed by 11am.  I would think are these people the devil, don't they know we were drinking last night? I mean why else do you stay in a hotel unless you were drinking somewhere especially if you are with your man. 
(A hotel night with your man = nothing better)

Sorry I digress...

Fast forward about 10-15 years and 11am feels awesome! We even make it to the breakfast that is served between 8 and 9am.  Ok who took over my body because why get up so early... So as older *cough* people we can drink the night before, be up for breakfast, come back to the room and take showers, get dressed and pack up all by 11am? No way you say. WAY I say.  Heck we even took in the sauna and steam room after breakfast and still checked out by 10ish.

I think this means I have grown up *stomping feet* but I don't want too!  I want to sleep in and not rush to breakfast as I would be happy to swing by the drive thru Starbuck's and pick up a muffin and latte.  Oh wait I can't, we don't have drive thru's or a Starbuck's that is easily accessible so I guess we will get up for the breakfast.

How do you know you are getting older when you go to a hotel? Is it because now you will eat at one? When I was younger there was NO WAY I was paying hotel prices for food. HA

Remember - I am not just a wife
snow wife